SuperHans: Archive

Dec 8th

348 notes

Is it just me or...

… was the word ‘Hufflepuff’ mentioned ZERO times in HP 7pt2?

Jul 27th

So I have the bike...

now i have to somehow get the courage to use it on the road… also can i recall any cycling proficiency knowledge, gained at primary school in 1996? …

Jul 14th

1,244 notes

alcohol ban (forseeable future)

Not self imposed, until ‘medical investigations’ are finished. “About 4 months” I’m not a heavy drinker but there are times when you would just like to have a drink, like on a warm evening or with certain kinds of food, like curry or whatever. I know I sound like a dependent when I say it’ll be difficult but it’s more of a social thing than anything...

Jun 23rd

Jun 10th

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Jun 3rd

Dreams

I was in a car with 2 other people and David Cameron was driving. We were driving past a display of mostly green fireworks. Everyone in the car was chatting and I’d always wondered what David Cameron’s working day was like so I asked him “what time do you finish work?” He said he finishes at 3pm sharp everyday as he likes to get home in time for Countdown and was a huge...

Jun 3rd

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£77.50

to renew my passport. MONEY ANGST EVERY DAY. I don’t have £77.50 therefore no money to travel anywhere anyway so NEVERMIND.

May 12th

London Pet Show

Going to this tomorrow because highlights include Pot-bellied pig agility Cat showjumping Rabbit showjumping Ferret racing

May 6th

2 notes

Really enjoyed

being judged in the pharmacy yesterday by the woman in the queue watching me in the aisle. We’re all in there to deal with personal problems, let’s not make it worse for each other.

Apr 27th

Apr 20th

Dude

dont make fun of me because I dont have nice things like you. Gadgets dont mean anything to me.

Apr 11th

Apr 5th

5 notes

If I remember anything

from doing a law degree, it’s that if you ever want to argue anything you must must MUST have facts ready to back up you argument. So basic but SO important. ‘Oh but that’s just my opinion’… WHY? WHAT ARE YOU BASING THIS ON?

Mar 29th

86 notes

oh mummy, what's a sex pistol?: -Trigger Warning... →

youremyguitarhero: atrapforfools: puremindlessvandalism: that there are 7 reported incidents of women being physically abused by him, and in one incident, he SHOT his fiance in the arm with a .22? In another he threatened to kill his girlfriend Brittany Ashland and knocked her… THIS.

Mar 11th

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Mar 8th

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Mar 1st

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Feb 22nd

585 notes

Feb 22nd

366 notes

Feb 16th

175 notes

Feb 11th

1,434 notes

Feb 11th

256 notes

I hit my head so hard off the ledgy bit on the wall when making the bed that I cried. I’ve not hurt myself and reacted that way since I was in primary school so I was a bit surprised when it happened. But it did hurt so much.

Feb 11th

Once again

my parents have ended up screaming at each other. Every time I come home I get to listen to them swearing and shouting terrible things at each other which is great because that’s why I bother coming all the way up from London for, to listen to this. Just get divorced already you couple of stubborn idiots.

Feb 4th

Feb 1st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

22,442 notes

Jan 18th

173 notes

Stryker McGuire

Read an article by this person today. Best journalist name ever…?

Jan 13th

Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 7th

8,949 notes

Unemployment strikes again

I find this an embarrassing situation to be in. At 25, I feel like I should be on some sort of career path, thinking about asking for a raise/promotion, not spending my days trawling the internet for jobs which anybody could do. I have 2 good degrees which currently don’t mean anything. Feel like throwing bricks through windows all the time.

Jan 4th

Dec 14th

471 notes

How about

instead of fucking around on Twitter all day you either a) do some work b) sort out the actual hell that is our lives at the moment Yes, I’m talking to YOU.

Dec 14th

Dec 13th

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Dec 10th

In my dream

last night I left my bedroom window open over night and when I woke up my room was full of cats that had got in during the night. One of them killed and ate a butterfly. What does this mean?

Dec 9th

This 'conversation' I'm having right now

makes me wish it was 2006/07 again. Although those months were spent absolutely ruining myself, they were the best of times and times when I really didn’t care about anything.

Dec 3rd