January 2010
85 posts
Last night
didn’t go so well. As soon as you hear glass smashing, you know it’s gone bad. Who knows what they fell out about.
Didn't ANY of you want to go on an adventure?
Rather than doing what you’re ‘supposed’ to?
“Oh for some reason it wasn’t working”
– Incredibly irritating person at my work - it was working, you just don’t know how to work it.
Ah am all fulled up with French food
nom nom
“We’re not a nightclub with a strict dress code…”
– Spokesman for Tesco. For some mad reason they’re banning people who want to come shopping in their pyjamas.
Lol at Tesco being a nightclub.
Sneezed 6 times in a row
I’ve gone into the future.
Mad
If you’re unsure about something don’t agree to do it then give a lame excuse as to why you can’t anymore.
You are probably a rubbish dancer anyway.
All my friends are skipping class to go to the pub
I’m skipping class to go to work.
Something doesn’t add up here.
I don't know really
I don’t know what to do about it. If I just leave it I’ll kick myself for not trying harder, if I do something about it I’ll kick myself for pushing it too far.
Either way I lose.
I've dragged myself back to 'work'
It was probably time to come back. Electronic military database creation is very important. Cue hours of internet.
The room I work in is being turned into a proper office for real employees, meaning students will no longer be able to access journals. This makes me mad, this decision was made by someone who does not care about the users and has absolutely no understanding of how a library...
Handed in 4/5 assignments
I went in to do it earler thinking everyone else from my class would either have gone home already or would be doing their option class. Not that I don’t want to see anyone, I really do, I just … haven’t had a shower for 3 days because I’ve either been writing essays or being drunk.
So obviously I saw loads of people and they saw me with my Edward Scissorhands hair and...
She's still alive
but still leaving
: (
Literally can not take anymore shit things...
When I’m stressed I grind my teeth, I’m not going to have any left after what I just heard.
I really do not remember the last time I felt this anxious about EVERYTHING. Not since moving to London anyway.
That was an interesting snippet of information
It’s understandable. I think we all would have liked that to happen. *sighs and thinks about it*
LONDON
camchops:
Take me! Pleaaaaaaaaase! I need a fresh start and no one will let me!
Come live here immediately.
Rage
The high street on a Saturday. I literally have a hernia now. May I have a designated lane please.
Every door should have a lock on it
Just saying. Saves on potentially excruciating and embarrasing situations.
My brother
is actually full of good chat.
I feel like I can genuinely pass on some life experiences to him.
Whereas I have had to do and find out everything for myself.
“Sexy gritting depots”
“Nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life. ...”
– True facts.
Charlie Brooker
I love you.
You look good in a suit.
And everything else.
‘10,090 kg of hummus’
Dear Waterstones
Your staff are a bunch of dicks. I know for a FACT that book is NOT ‘out of print’.
Hana.
It shouldn't have to be a struggle
but it is. A big one.
Apparently this dress was not the right clothing...
My face is up here.
Sweet potato
I love you.
This dreadful feeling
wont go away. You still give me butterflies, I hope it’s the same for you.
Bus stop advert
‘Do you ever think about coco pops after school?’
Whilst I do spend every waking moment thinking about delicious cereal, my allotted time for thinking about coco pops is 11:30-12:15. After school I think about Special K.
I hate that advert for home security
where the man and woman are going out or something and they’re like ‘oh did you leave all the windows open?’ ‘did you leave a bank statement on the table?’ etc etc.
Basically if you are not a burglar you are a moron.
I suppose
everything can’t go on being easy forever.
26/1/2010
Please come now.
Scots 'drink 46 bottles of vodka'
… a week. As a Scot I can verify this as true facts.
Actually it’s a year.
“You’re a woman after my own … thoughts”
– Dan
That song
that Nine Inch Nails song ‘Closer’ weirds me out.
I'm in an incredibly bad mood today
Fuck you Saturday.
Lucozade Alert
promises to provide ‘mental’ stimulation.
Does this mean it will stimulate my mind OR will I be SO stimulated overall so it could be described as ‘mental’. Mental amounts of stimulation.
At the end of the day it tastes like a flat alcopop anyway.
To Dan
I have known you for a year now and still find you tolerable to hang around with. You are quite reasonable.
Hans.
